[PICS & VIDEO] Date will cost an arm and a... penis: Odd surgery guy hits on actress
TICKLED FUNNY BONER: Actress Kate Beckinsale
A man who had a penis attached to his arm for six years has asked Kate Beckinsale out on a date.
The British actress admitted this week that a report about Malcolm McDonald’s unfortunate plight had cheered her up.
Now the 47-year-old mechanic has offered to take her out for a dite and a dop at his favourite pub.
Malcolm’s willy fell off after he contracted an infection in 2010 and a replacement was made by doctors that had to be grafted onto his arm due to a lack of oxygen, until it was finally transferred to his crotch last October.
He told The Sun: “I’d be happy to take her out for saveloy [vienna] and chips, anytime. I’ll pay. But she’ll have to come to Thetford.
“She seems like a nice girl and it’s great she’s read my story.
“The kisses are a nice touch too. I’m ready for dating again, so why not her?
“I’ll even treat her to a pint down at my local boozer.”
The 48-year-old actress had shared an article about Malcolm on her Instagram account earlier this week.
She wrote: “Literally scouring for news that doesn’t make me want to jump out of the window. This man said: ‘It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side’.
“Of course he is from the UK. Of course he has done a photo shoot down the rec with a willy hanging out of his sleeve. Feel momentarily better. God bless you, Malcolm xxx” (sic).
The divorced dad previously said he’d been living a “nightmare” as he had to cover the penis on his arm with long sleeves during warm weather and the pandemic meant the corrective surgery was pushed back.
Following the op, he said: “The first thing I did was look down and I was like, ‘Oh my days. They got it this time.’ I feel like a real man again.
“This could be a turning point in my life,” he said, thrilled at the prospect of being able to have sex again.